ALARM CLOCK

thinkgeek.com is selling a

Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock

Product Features:

• Two alarm settings: one-minute warning and electromagnetic cataclysm modes
• (Okay, really, you can set it for your normal wake-up time.)
• Requires 2 x AAA batteries
• 23-year warranty, or until your house implodes
• Walt, geodesic dome, and polar bear not included

It shows the Swan station hieroglyphs if you do not put in the Numbers in time.

Note: April Fool's joke.
For all the merchandising ABC-Disney does on its intellectual property, why not make an alarm clock like this?